You walk in class and you have a substitute teacher.
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
The BEST question i’ve ever got EVER
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
“niall ate my description” “you’re a peasant” “i’m in love with 5 homosexuals that don’t know i exist” it’s 2013 people
*slides up to you* *winks at you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*
one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now
ive never pressed reblog so fast in all my life
I see this definitely appearing on the movie soundtrack!
Source: SoundCloud / Troye Sivan
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS ARE YOU SATAN
you are indeed satan
Ok so the girl on the left in this photo with me, was in a coma for the last several weeks on a failed suicide attempt. A few days ago she woke up. She has no memory of herself what so ever. She does not even know her own name. One of her ex’s really fucked her up mentally by cheating on her and constantly attacking her verbally after they broke up has found out that she has just woke up. I have no idea how to contact her so here is my attempt. He wants to try to repeat what he did to her now that she has no memory of the past. I want to get the word out somehow maybe she has a friend with a tumblr. I was a terrible friend to her so I want to make it up to her. Share this photo so the word gets out to this girl’s family warning them about what he is going to try to do again to this girl. He is one of the reasons on her multiple suicide attempts and he treats her like she isn’t human. So please maybe someone she knows will see this and warn her. So share this photo everywhere and maybe it will find its way towards her.
NOT ENOUGH NOTES
if you my followers don’t reblog this i will be disappointed in you
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(You in the place of Alfie) You are sitting in a restaurant(or wherever they are) with some of your friends. Your boyfriend Jack is sitting next to you. He suddenly puts his arm around your shoulder and leans into you. He whispers “Let’s get out of here,” in your ear before pecking your cheek. You look over at him and he winks at you. You give your friends an excuse as to why you have to leave and you and Jack walk out hand in hand. You get in his car and drive back to your shared flat. Keep in mind that it is close to 9:00 at night. You get to the flat and he helps you out of the car. You walk inside and as soon as the door is shut, you are pinned to the wall by Jack’s strong arms. He presses his soft lips to yours and then starts trailing kisses down to your neck. He finds your weak spot right below your ear and starts sucking on it. He bites it just the tiniest bit, leaving a lovebite. He kisses it and then moves his lips back to yours. He moves a hand down to the hem of your shirt and starts tugging on it. He moves the hand underneath your shirt to your stomach.
"Jack," you mumble against his lips as he starts to pull your shirt up. He pulls away from the kiss to look you in the eye. You nod your head slightly, signaling that it was okay to continue. He pulls your shirt over your head and you reciprocate the act. He moves his hands to your waist and whispers, "Jump," in your ear. You wrap your legs around his waist and he walks to the bedroom. He lays you down on the bed and then unbuttons your jeans. You unbuckle his belt and then unbutton his jeans. He kisses you and tugs your jeans down and your flats come off with them. He throws your pants across the room and quickly sheds his from his body. “A little eager, are we?” You say. He chuckles and attacks your lips with his again.
You feel the bulge in his boxers get bigger and soon he is reaching behind you to unclasp your bra. It loosens and is soon taken off and your chest is revealed. His right hand then moves to cup one of your breasts. He starts to massage it gently and then moves his hand. He hooks a finger in the waistband of your panties before tugging them off and throwing them so they joined your bra and jeans on the floor. “So wet, and just for me,” Jack mumbles against your lips. “Are you sure, baby?” You nod your head. He removes his boxers and reaches over to the drawer of the bedside table. He pulls out a small package and opens it. He quickly applies the condom and repositions himself over you. “Ready?” He asks.
“Yes,” you breathe out. He thrusts into you and you immediately let out a soft moan. He stays inside of you for a few seconds before pulling back a bit and thrusting again. Your fingers dig into his back, leaving scratch marks that would probably start bleeding by the end of the night. He continues his work and soon enough you start letting moans escape from your mouth. “Oh, my God. J-Jack,” you whimper as he hits your G-spot.
“Does that feel good, baby girl?” He says roughly and you nod your head. He thrusts into you again, hitting the spot each time. After a few more minutes, you can feel that you are close to reaching your climax. You can tell he’s close as well because his thrusts are getting slower and a little bit sloppy.
“J-Jack, I’m gonna come,” you moan. A minute later, you do and Jack is soon to follow. He pulls out of you and collapses on the bed next to you, breathing hard just like you. You look at each other and say, “I love you.”
Jack soon sheds the condom and gets up to throw it away in the trash in the bathroom. He goes over to the dresser and pulls out a pair of boxers for himself and a pair of panties and one of his t-shirts for you. He walks over to you and hands them to you. You slip the clothes on and then cuddle up to him once he gets back in bed. “I love you so much, baby girl,” he murmurs to you.
“I love you, too, Jacky,” you say and he pecks your lips.
do you know when you read a book that’s just so well written that when you finish it you can’t help but just sit there in silence for a few minutes just thinking about it, and then you reread the last couple pages, and just close the book and kind of stroke the cover in a weird sort of way and just keep thinking because it leaves such a strong impression on you that it just kinda haunts you in the back of your mind for the next few days
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